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WARNING: Contains: food issues, mental and physical unwellness, overdramatizing and complaining

Choices I Regret Today: A Brief Drama

STARRING: Brain Chemistry, a Mentally Stressed Being; Body, a Physically Stressed Being; Logic, a Metaphysically Stressed Being; and various Onlookers; all of the above being parts of me … in a one-act play about food choices.

Brain Chemistry: I want ICE CREAM!

Body: Nuh uh.

Logic: We’re pretty sure Body said NO DAIRY right now, Brain Chemistry.

Brain Chemistry: ICE CREAM! *buys and eats*

Logic: This is a bad idea and we will be sorry later.

Body: Eeeeeeuuuuuurrrrghhh… *can’t finish* *tastes off* *stomachache* *headache and tired*

Body: *nausea* *pain* WEREN’T YOU LISTENING I SAID NO.

Brain Chemistry: Nooooo! I feel even worse now! WHY AREN’T YOU GIVING ME WHAT I EXPECT! I ***STILL*** WANT ICE CREAM!!! GIVE ME ICE CREAM THAT WORKS!!!


Brain Chemistry: *tantrum*

Logic: We really should’ve stuck to fruit for dessert…

(every bit of Alatefeline not previously involved): WHYYYYYYYY. OWWWW. WHYYYY.

Date: 7 Jun 2017 04:15 (UTC)
alexseanchai: Purple lightning (Default)
From: [personal profile] alexseanchai
Igh, yeah, that sounds like worst day :(

Date: 7 Jun 2017 04:23 (UTC)
alexseanchai: Purple lightning (Default)
From: [personal profile] alexseanchai

Good things yes yay!

Date: 7 Jun 2017 05:19 (UTC)
vladdraculea: Julia set fractal with Ace and Arrow Pride colors, black, grey, white, green, and purple (Ben)
From: [personal profile] vladdraculea
So sorry, we're falling on our ass laughing — this exact kind of thing has happened to us so many times!!!!

Hope you're feeling better by the time you read this. <3

— Ben

Date: 7 Jun 2017 08:42 (UTC)
From: [personal profile] chalcedony_px4

No lactase persistence or something? oof…

(sorry, I shouldn't be playing armchair doctor, but)

I hope you get in sync soon. x..x

Date: 7 Jun 2017 12:07 (UTC)
siliconshaman: black cat against the moon (Default)
From: [personal profile] siliconshaman
Suggest you look for alpro icecream [they have it in vanilla and hazelnut/chocolate]

It's soya ice-cream, and it tastes good even in comparison to dairy icecreams.

My daughter has numerous food issues [mostly dairy and allum related], so, kinda used to finding compromises.

Date: 7 Jun 2017 18:40 (UTC)
thnidu: X RATED Food Porn. The X is a crossed fork & knife (food porn)
From: [personal profile] thnidu
Check out Trader Joe's, if there's one near you. The one I go to has ice creams made with coconut milk and, I think, other dairy-free i.c.s as well.

Date: 8 Jun 2017 23:56 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kyleri
brains whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


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